my crazy kid

Noah has been complaining of a stomach ache the past few days. I can't tell if it is real or not because he complains MOSTLY at bedtime. He has complained a few times while he was doing something fun and that right there is the only reason I think it could be real. Tonight at bedtime (as he has done the past few nights) he told me he couldn't go to school tomorrow and that he needed to go to the doctor tomorrow. He cracks me up sometimes...this was our conversation:

Noah: Mom, my stomach hurts again...(long pause)...do i have to go to school tomorrow?
Me: Yes
Noah: (in a VERY whiny voice) But WHHHHYYYYY?
Me: cause you are fine
Noah: No I am not. I need to go to the doctor.
Me: what do you think the doctor is going to tell you that I haven't told you already?
Noah: She will say (in his doctor voice which sounds like a 3 year old girl) 'Noah, here take this medicine, rest, stay home from school for 2 to 3 days and play video games until your stomach feels better
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. nice try bud.